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Dancetaria @ Marshall Rooms, Stroud

Friday 28th September 2018

The heat of re-entry nearly melted our ship at the last voyage back in June. Repairs have been made by our engineering team, and we’re now ready for the next trip to Dancetaria…

Our third voyage sees the legend that is Chester Guesthouse (Distant Probe Posse) at the helm. His legendary Distant Probe parties were a staple of the early 90’s West Coast underground rave scene, and he’s back from a mysterious hiatus to push our ship to it’s limits and take us to un-explored planets and never before seen systems.

Expect dance records from 30 years ago alongside tracks that were downloaded the day of the party. All the dance related genres inc. DISCO, FUNK, ELECTRO, TECHNO, HOUSE and BASS.

Chester Guesthouse will be alongside resident DJ/Producers – the behatted Brain Rays, sarcastic Tofuti Klein, hat-wobbling Stoogie Houzer, afro-funkalized French Tony (Bizarre Rituals) and Mully….plus a big green laser on a spaceship.

Doors open at 10pm. £8/6 before 11pm.





Film maker extraordinaire, good friend and long time collaborator Dean Puckett, has taken time out from flipping the bird at us from the dance floor to share his amazing Straight 8 film ‘Satan’s Bite’ via Vimeo.

The film was made for Straight 8’s 2018 competition on one cartridge of super 8mm film with only in-camera edits and no post-production. It premiered on May 14th 2018 at Straight 8’s Cannes Film Festival screening.

The amazing soundtrack comes from Bizarre Rituals crew members Benjamin Hudson & Jimi Stewart.

As a Bizarre Rituals bonus feature, look out for cameos from Brain Rays and Stoogie Houzer in the film itself too.


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